Stories

  • one day there was a man standing outside a pub and a man said to the man standing outside the pub"what are you doing?"and the man said"trying to think of a name for this pub." and the other man said"why not the queens legs?""alright then"said the man
  • There was a english man, a jamacian man, a scottish man and a maori man all standing on the edge of a cliff.
    The jamacian man grabs a bottle of rum and throws it over the cliff and says "theres heaps of that in our country".
    The scottish man grabs
  • (There is a Chinese and a maori man)
    The maori man walked into a bar and asked the chinese man if he could have a bottle of coke.
    The chinese man handed him a bottle of coke
    "This dosn't taste like coke" replied the maori man
    (Chinese man)
    Me ch
  • There is a little girl and her mother and father.
    (night time)
    The girl drifted off in a short little sleep and was awoken by some strange loud noises.
    She went down stairs and into the kitchen, there was her mum and dad.
    "What are you doing" ask
  • >Date: 14 September 1998 10:21
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    >On a Sunday evening, a young woman drove herself to a meeting she had up
    >north the next day when she noticed that she was running low on gas and
    >didn't know where the next gas station was.
    >
    >Just as she t
  • There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on
    the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that
    would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time
    to study them.

    Red Riding
  • The Lucky Frog
    A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
    second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
    nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit.9 Iron" The man
    looks aroun
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    Q: What do women and spaghetti have in common?
    A: They both squirm when you eat them.

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