one day there was a man standing outside a pub and a man said to the man standing outside the pub"what are you doing?"and the man said"trying to think of a name for this pub." and the other man said"why not the queens legs?""alright then"said the man
There was a english man, a jamacian man, a scottish man and a maori man all standing on the edge of a cliff.
The jamacian man grabs a bottle of rum and throws it over the cliff and says "theres heaps of that in our country".
The scottish man grabs
(There is a Chinese and a maori man)
The maori man walked into a bar and asked the chinese man if he could have a bottle of coke.
The chinese man handed him a bottle of coke
"This dosn't taste like coke" replied the maori man
There is a little girl and her mother and father.
The girl drifted off in a short little sleep and was awoken by some strange loud noises.
She went down stairs and into the kitchen, there was her mum and dad.
"What are you doing" ask
>Date: 14 September 1998 10:21
>On a Sunday evening, a young woman drove herself to a meeting she had up
>north the next day when she noticed that she was running low on gas and
>didn't know where the next gas station was.
>Just as she t
There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on
the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that
would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time
to study them.
The Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit.9 Iron" The man