how du ya keep a blonde occupied
put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in corner.
a)there are 2 men on motorbikes,which one is gay?
q)the 1 with the brown helmet !!
just a nother prozzy no 2
Q/ Whats the diffrenc between a ccockarul and a prozzy A/ a cockarul gors cock a do do loo and a prozzy goes any cock will do
Single woman can't fart?
Why can't single woman fart???
Because they don't have arseholes until they're married.
why cant you hear bunnys having sex? A:they have cotton balls!
Q)What has 4 wheels and flies?
A)A Rubbish truck
Q)What happened to the house on fire?
A)It burnt down
One day a man went to the docter and said to him "I have a problem " and the docter said "well what is it my dear boi".
" I have a problem with farting i have farted at least 20 times since i have been in ure office but the are silent and don't smel
jocks on the roof
There once was a pair of jocks on the roof, when the fell off the SKIDDED all the way down and left big skid marks like my nana did in the toilet
Voices in the dunny
A man had been traveling in the night and it was getting quite late so he stopped at a motel for the night.When he arrived there he asked if they had any spare rooms left, the receptionist replied "yes,but we only have room 13 left but the bathroom b
THE TOILET GHOST
three guys are needing to go toilet really badly,
so one guy walks in to a public toilet and uses it, ignoring the sign saying "beware of the toilet ghost, he finishes his crap and wipes his bum, and then he heard a BOO so he ran out the second guy
One day a Man has a terrible stomach complaint and goes along to see his
>doctor. The doctor tells him that he is very ill, but that he can cure
>his condition with a course of suppositories inserted deep into his rectum
>every 6 hours.
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
>PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his
>constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a
>bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm
>finally let fly -- an
Actually from the LA Times
>"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
>trying to retrieve the gerbil, "Eric Tomszewski told bemused doctors in
>Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital."
THE SHIT LIST
Bathroom Humor at its finest:
THE GHOST SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet
paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
THE CLEAN SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's