blonde
how du ya keep a blonde occupied
put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in corner.
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gay men
a)there are 2 men on motorbikes,which one is gay?
q)the 1 with the brown helmet !!
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sexysex
i was once going to a public toilet 1 girl asked me if i saw her lipstic i said no! i saw my lipstic
she asked me if she can use it
i said s she told ok
and i opened my pennis for her then when i was going tom put that on her lips she told wai
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brain problems
can i plz have ur blue print of ur brain im trying to make an idiot
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just a nother prozzy no 2
Q/ Whats the diffrenc between a ccockarul and a prozzy A/ a cockarul gors cock a do do loo and a prozzy goes any cock will do
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prozzy
Q/ what is th diffrence between a prostute and a drug adict A/ APROSTUTE CAN WASH HER CRACK AND USE IT AGAIN
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Sad life of a Penis
I have only one eye
My skin is all wrinkly
My hair is a mess
My relatives are nuts
And my neighbours an arsehole
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Single woman can't fart?
Why can't single woman fart???
Because they don't have arseholes until they're married.
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Bunny Sex
why cant you hear bunnys having sex? A:they have cotton balls!
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A knife?
Q) What do u call a knife in shit?
A) a Mashity.
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whats wrong with you?
A man went to the docter,he said:"every day I poo at nine o'clock". The docter said:"So, whats wrong? every thing I herd is fine"he said but I wake up at ten!"Aww man is it happen every day?" "Yes,....I did it agian!" "GET TO THE TOILET BEFORE I SEE
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High Flyer
Q)What has 4 wheels and flies?
A)A Rubbish truck
Q)What happened to the house on fire?
A)It burnt down
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poo
once apon a time a little man named crap said to his smelly wife, "do you think I smell like a big poo?""yes she said because your name is crap." ha ha ha
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Smelles fart
One day a man went to the docter and said to him "I have a problem " and the docter said "well what is it my dear boi".
" I have a problem with farting i have farted at least 20 times since i have been in ure office but the are silent and don't smel
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cody shit his pants
one day cody was going into the ladys toilet when he herd the most horibale sound som lady was shiting her pants so cody ran over and helped her out he asked do want help and she said yes just can u open my two bum cheeks up cody said sure and they b
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Shit
Q: Can you believe they've been together after all that shit?
A: Who?
YOUR BUM CHEEKS.
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jocks on the roof
There once was a pair of jocks on the roof, when the fell off the SKIDDED all the way down and left big skid marks like my nana did in the toilet
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lesb
what do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?well hung
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Voices in the dunny
A man had been traveling in the night and it was getting quite late so he stopped at a motel for the night.When he arrived there he asked if they had any spare rooms left, the receptionist replied "yes,but we only have room 13 left but the bathroom b
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THE TOILET GHOST
three guys are needing to go toilet really badly,
so one guy walks in to a public toilet and uses it, ignoring the sign saying "beware of the toilet ghost, he finishes his crap and wipes his bum, and then he heard a BOO so he ran out the second guy
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Actually from the LA Times
>"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
>trying to retrieve the gerbil, "Eric Tomszewski told bemused doctors in
the
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>Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital."
>
>Tomaszews
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Stomach complaint
One day a Man has a terrible stomach complaint and goes along to see his
>doctor. The doctor tells him that he is very ill, but that he can cure
>his condition with a course of suppositories inserted deep into his rectum
>every 6 hours.
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THE SHIT LIST
Bathroom Humor at its finest:
THE GHOST SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet
paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
THE CLEAN SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's
no shi
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Zoo keeper
>PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his
>constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a
>bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm
>finally let fly -- an
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ass icons
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
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