One day a man went to the docter and said to him "I have a problem " and the docter said "well what is it my dear boi".
" I have a problem with farting i have farted at least 20 times since i have been in ure office but the are silent and don't smel
A man had been traveling in the night and it was getting quite late so he stopped at a motel for the night.When he arrived there he asked if they had any spare rooms left, the receptionist replied "yes,but we only have room 13 left but the bathroom b
three guys are needing to go toilet really badly,
so one guy walks in to a public toilet and uses it, ignoring the sign saying "beware of the toilet ghost, he finishes his crap and wipes his bum, and then he heard a BOO so he ran out the second guy
>"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
>trying to retrieve the gerbil, "Eric Tomszewski told bemused doctors in
>Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital."
One day a Man has a terrible stomach complaint and goes along to see his
>doctor. The doctor tells him that he is very ill, but that he can cure
>his condition with a course of suppositories inserted deep into his rectum
>every 6 hours.
Bathroom Humor at its finest:
THE GHOST SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet
paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
THE CLEAN SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's
>PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his
>constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a
>bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm
>finally let fly -- an