(There is a Chinese and a maori man)
The maori man walked into a bar and asked the chinese man if he could have a bottle of coke.
The chinese man handed him a bottle of coke
"This dosn't taste like coke" replied the maori man
Me chinese, me do joke,
me do wee wee in your coke
A week later the maori man went back to the bar and asked the chinese man for a bottle of coke.
Again the chinese man handed the maori man a bottle of coke.
"This still don't taste like coke" replied the maori man.
Me chinese me do joke me do wee wee in your coke
Me maori me run fast me kick chinese up the ass