10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They will do whatever you s
10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages in start-up
9. New Internet Explorer feature: whenever you visit a Web site
ending in ".gov," a message first appears reminding you that
Microsoft is not
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system.
Please fill out the following questionnaire before addressing them to
LAN Services. With your co-operation we should be able to provide
faster and more efficient fault resolution.
You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept
and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone
bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of
rights). You may, h
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female
(e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard Captain!").
Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that
computers should al
VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this
morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software
giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified
number of shares o
Just weeks before the release date for Windows 98, Microsoft have
announced that they are changed the name of the operating system to
Diana in memory of the late Princess of Wales.
A spokesman for Microsoft said there were obvious comparisons betw
If Andersen Consulting made toasters:
It would be the first fully integrated holistic re-engineered simple
yet radical interpersonal communicational wheat product leveraging
visionary offering toaster on the market coming without the risk of
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report,
If your cursor finds a menu item
1. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard
to get any real work done.
2. In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
considered vital to the survival of the species. Some peop
A low-cost alternative to computer upgrades that has been identified. This solution also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) problem.
All computers will be removed from desktops by Jan. 1, 1999, and each employee will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.