A man dies and floats to heaven, where he finds outside the pearly gates a huge queue of people waiting to get in. As he draws closer to the gates he begins to eavesdrop on St.Peters conversations with the dead.
At the ecumenical meeting, the Baptist pastor reported problems with possums in his church roof. Several ministers offered to help get rid of them.
The Assemblies of God choir and big band arrived, hoping the loud music, singing and clapping would
The Pope was seriously considering evicting the Jews from Rome. The Jews of course didn't want to leave so the Pope decided there would be a debate. Now as the Pope couldn't speak Hebrew and the Rabbi couldn't speak Italian it was agreed that it woul
Top ten ways the Bible would be different if it were written by
University students
10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and
written in a large font.
8. N
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had
two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to
split them between Adam and Eve.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the
ability to s
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope
was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. I've
always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in
person. Imagine his
It was getting a little crowded in heaven, so God decided to change
the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into
Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy
would go into effect at noon the following
God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, working
constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat
grass and you lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years.
The mule answered: 'To live like this for 50
A preacher wanted to earn money for his church. He had heard there was
big money in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter it
in a race. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was
too steep, so the preacher en
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection
plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be
able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more. "And just how would
I go about doing that?&qu
This guy decided to go out for a round of golf. On the 3rd tee, he hooks
his shot into the rough. When he gets to the ball, he sees a man in a green suit
knocked unconcious. When the man comes to, the golfer apologizes but the man
in green says, &