A bra and a set of jumper leads walked into a bar and asked for two tui's the bar man said"sorry i cant serve you." the bra and jumper leads answered back"why not" the bar man said"your off your tits and you lock like your about to start something".
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless y
From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Texas. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that
If you had bought ?1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
With Enron, you would have ?16.50 of the original ?1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than ?5.00 left.
If you had bought ?1,000.00 worth of
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on peopl
Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the
known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on
your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are
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