a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has some bread? bar tender says no he asks again do you have some bread? bar tender says no he asks again do you have some bread? bar tender says no, and if you dont shut up i will nail your fucken
A CIRCUS GOES BANKRUPT SO A FARMER DECIDES TO BUY A ZEBRA. HE TAKES IT HOME WITH HIM AND KEEPS IT IN WITH A BULL. A COUPLE OF DAYS L8R THE ZEBRA GETS BORED SO SHE GOES UP TO THE BULL AND SAYS 'WHAT DO U DO HERE?' AND THE BULL REPLIES 'TAKE OFF YOUR P
A man had just bought a talking parrot from the pet store but when he gets home the bird keeps swearing at him, after a while the man gets a bit fed up and says to the bird "if you keep that up I'll put you in the fridge!" "F#$@ you" says the bird, s
A guy cant speak propaly and goes into the mitre 10 store and goes can i please have a fuck it and the man goes wot and says he oh a bucket so he bought that.
and then he went to the bakery and goes can i please have a bum and the man goes wot oh a
Two guys were walking down the street. One of the guys looks over and on the sidewalk sees a dog licking himself.He turns to his friend and says,"hey look at that dog, don't you wish you could do that"? The other guy says"yeah, but don
Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when
>the male whale looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed his father
>five years before. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's
>death, the male whal
A mom duck and a mom skunk are walking along happily with their
little babies, a baby duck and a baby skunk. When they came to a road,
they crossed it, and, in a sad turn of events, the moms were both run
over by a car.
All of a sudden, the baby