a little boy was praying and his dad walked passed and stoped to listen to his son his son said dear god please bless mummy and daddy and grandpa tatata grandma and the next day they found grandma dead on the floor. that night the dad listened again
It was the first day of school and a new student, Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me death?" She saw a sea
The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?" "A horsey," one child answers.
"And this?" the teacher asks. "A piggy." replies another youngster.
"And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a b
A lil boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where`s Mom and Dad? " and she replied, "They`re up in bed " so the lil boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother: "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The was this little five year old that road the bus home from school and heard some stuff that wasn't really something he should hear. So when he got home he went to his mom and said " mommy what is a pussy?" She replied "well it is a female sex orga
One day, I little girl and her mother were shopping and the little girl asked her mother, "Mommy, how old are you?" And the mother said, "Dear, that`s something that women don`t really like to talk about." So they walked on and the little girl stoppe
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?
Finally he offered to
Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year,
playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing
suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea
parties, and I hate to
Did you hear about the two little kids in a hospital who were laying next
to each other? The first kid leans over and asked, "What are you in here
for?" The second kid said," I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher
wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer
in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead
of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did
A BOYS PARENTS SPLIT UP AND WHEN THEY WENT TO COURT TO CHOOSE THE PARENTS THE JUDGE SAID BOY YOU WILL LIVE WITH YUOR MOTHER BUT THE BOY THEN REPLIED SHE BEATS ME SO THEN THE JUDGE SAID BOY YOU WILL LIVE WITH YUOR FATHER BUT THEN THE BOY REPLIED HE BE
a little boy wanted $100.00 very badly. his mother told him to pray to
god for it. he prayed for weeks, but nothing turned up. he then decided
to write a letter to god requesting the $100.00. when the post office
received the letter to god, they o