there a schoolgirl, a man, a woman, and the pope in a small plane about to crash, adn there are only three parachutes, the woman says, "i am the wife of John F Kennedy, the best president, i deserve to live!" so she takes a parachute and jum
One day George Bush dies and goes to hell (no shit!) but hell is full to bursting, so, because Bush is the worst sinner the devil has ever encountered, he is allowed to choose his punishment.
The devil gives Bush a guided tuour, and when they come
After months of silence, OJ finally spoke at the trial. His words to Judge
Ito were...........
"I did not, could not and would not have committed this crime".
Seems with a little help from Dr. Suess and a bit more time, he and Judge
Ito coul
One evening in the White House, Bill and Hillary went to bed. Later that night, Hillary woke up needing to go to the bathroom. So she rolled over to wake Bill up and he said, " what is Hillary." Hillary said, " I need to go to the bath
Monica Lewinsky (on CNN's Larry King Live discussing her miraculous Jenny Craig weight-loss):
"I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me"}
A gum-chewing American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a
restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he
starts a conversation.
He asks the Frenchman, "When you eat bread, do you eat all of it?"