A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked
over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play
since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do
is ask you a math question, and if y
Alex Ferguson is watching a rather tame game at struggling
Doncaster when he spots a young lad with real potential. Keen to build on
his continued success by stealing developing young talented players
from other teams he approaches the lad and of
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can
>you tackle?" asked the coach.
>
>"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a
>telephone pole, shattering it to splint
It's Saturday night and the superheroes are having a party. Everyone
>>is going to be there. Batman, Robin, Spider Man, The Hulk, the whole
>>group.
>>
>>Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving t
I'd like to share with you a little gem I heard on the radio last
>night. It concerns a match played last weekend between Barbados and
>Grenada in some cup competition. Barbados needed to win the game by
>two clear goals in order to progr
A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action
>docudrama about famous composers with several top stars.
>
>Stallone, Schwartzeneggar and Van Damme were present. The producer
>really desired the box office oomph of the