THERE WAS A ENGLISH,A NEW ZEALANDER AND A MAORI ON A PLANE AND IT WAS TO HEAVY SO THE ENGLISH THREW OFF A BOX OF PEARS,THE NEW ZEALANDER THREW OFF A BOX OF APPLES AND THE MAORI THREW OFF A BOMB.NOW WHEN THE ENGLISH GOT HOME HIS MUM WAS CRYING."WHY ARE YOU CRYING"HE SAID."CAUSE DAD GOT HIT OVER THE HEAD BY A BOX OF FLYING PEARS AND DIED.NOW WHEN THE NEW ZEALANDER GOT HOME HIS MUM WAS CRYING."WHY ARE YOU CRYING".HE SAID."CAUSE DAD GOT HIT OVER THE HEAD BY A FLYING BOX OF APPLES AND DIED AND WHEN THE MOARI GOT HOME HIS WAS LAUGHING AND HESAID MUM WHY YA LAUGHING BRO."BECAUSE DAD FARTED AND BLEW UP THE HOUSE......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
