In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell
>At work you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 room
>
>In prison you get 3 meals a day
>At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that
>one
>
>In prison you get time off for good behavior
>At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work
>
>At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the
>doors yourself
>In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
>
>In prison you can watch TV and play games
>At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games
>
>In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere
>At work you're just ball-and-chained
>
>In prison you get your own toilet
>At work you have to share
>
>In prison they allow your family and friends to visit
>At work you can't even speak to your family and friends
>
>In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
>At work you get to pay all the expenses and then they deduct taxes from
>your salary to pay for prisoners
>
>In prison you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the
>inside wanting to get out
>At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars
>
>In prison you can join many programs that you can leave at any time
>At work there are some programs you can never get out of
>
>In prison there are sadistic wardens
>At work we have managers
