joke of the day
what do you call a man with a car on his head?? jack!
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Blondes!
How many blondes does it take to put a lightbulb in?
Two one to put the lightbulb in and one to turn the house
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3 men
an irish m, a chineese man and a indian man were standing with a apple on their heads waiting to be shop for murder. the irish man was first. he tried o get out of it by shouting "avilanche" in the confushion, he got away. the chineese man was next,
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What do u call
What do u call a gay dinasour
A mega-sore-arse megasorearse
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ice age
Q:Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road A:Because roads weren't invented yet
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Why?
Q:WHY DID THE POSSUM CROSS THE ROAD
A:TO SEE HIS FLATMATES
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goldfish
there were two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
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questions for the day
If wool shrinks in the wash then why doesn't a sheep shrink in the rain?
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