Thres a blonde and she is driving her car and she cuts in front of this guy. The guy gets mad so he signals for her to pull over. So the blonde pulls over and the guy draws a circle on the road and says you stand in that circle and dont step out or i
there are 10 blondes and a brunet holding onto a bit of rope each . one end of the rope is on one cliff and the other end on another.
the rope is too heavy so the brunet says:one of us will need to sacrifice our life to save everyone else.
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy.
Not knowing how to react, the husband started jumping up and down along with her.
"Why are we so happy?" he asked.
"Honey, I have some
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "Acco
Three women all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to
One day, a blonde was so fed up with being called stupid, that she went to a hair salon and colored her hair brown.
Happy with the outcome she decided to buy a new car. While driving on the road, she saw a flock of sheep next to a farmer.
This blonde is speeding down the road and gets pulled over by the fuz. The cop walks up to her car and asks for her drivers licence. The blonde gets a confused look on her face and asks the cop "what is a drivers licence"? The cop says the plastic ca
A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely qu
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmmmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see." So the first bl
theres a room in a haunted house when you walk in if you tell a lie you vanish a brunette walked in and said i think im gonna lose cross country and she vanished another brunette walked in and goes i think ill do really bad in my colledge exams and s
there are two brunette's and a blonde in the maternity section of the hospital and one brunette says "i am going to a girl cause i done it in the girls position" and the other brunette says"i am going to have a boy cause i done it in the boy positio
three blondes were sitting at a bar and each time they got a new round of drinks they would hit the table with there glasses and shout 21
the bartender was curious about why they were doing this. so they said that they had done a jig saw puzzle in
An overweight blonde went to her doctor because she wanted to loose some weight. So the doctor said eat what you usally eat for three days then skip a day then come back in a months time and u will have lost weight
so in a months time the blonde re
3 blondes were walking through the forrest when they came over some tracks
the 1st one said "i no, there deer tracks"
and the second 1 said "no there bear tracks"
and the 3rd 1 said "no there dog tracks"
a blonde walked into a library and says can i have some burgers and fries the lady at the counter says sorry but this is a library then the blonde says in a quiet voice sorry can i have some burgers and fries