A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.
> The doctor comes in and informs the dad
> that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.
> The son is just a head!
>
> But the dad loves his son and raises him
> as well as he can, with love and compassion.
> After 21 years, the son is now old enough
> for his first drink.
>
> Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells
> the son he is proud of him and orders up
> the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
> With all the bar patrons looking on curiously
> and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,
> the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
>
> Swoooop! A torso pops out!
>
> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into
> a whoop of joy. The father, shocked,
> begs his son to drink again.
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
>
> The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
> Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
> The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing,
> begs his son to drink again.
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
> The bartender ignores the whole affair.
>
> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his
> new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink
> and guzzles the last of it.
> Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
> The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees
> and tearfully thanks God.
>
> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles
> to the left....then to the right....
> right through the front door, into the street,
> where a truck runs over him and kills him
> instantly. The bar falls silent.
>
> The father moans in grief.
>
> The bartender sighs and says...
>
>
> (wait for it)
>
>
>
> (it's coming)
>
>
>
>
> (Ya ready?)
>
>
>
> (don't hate me)
>
>
> (take a deep breath)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "He should have quit while he was a head!"
