swearing bird

A man had just bought a talking parrot from the pet store but when he gets home the bird keeps swearing at him, after a while the man gets a bit fed up and says to the bird "if you keep that up I'll put you in the fridge!" "F#$@ you" says the bird, so the bloke chucks him in the fridge.
Ten minutes later he checks on the bird and asks "have you learnt your lesson?" the bird replies "no I fuckin havent" so the bloke decides to chuck him in the freezer for more punishment.
After another 10 minutes he opens the freezer to check on the bird, and the bird says warily "what'd the fuckin chicken do??"

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