A man dies and floats to heaven, where he finds outside the pearly gates a huge queue of people waiting to get in. As he draws closer to the gates he begins to eavesdrop on St.Peters conversations with the dead.
The first lady approaches St.Peter, who asks her what religion she is from.
"Im a baptist" she replies.
"well", says St.Peter,"you're in room 10, down the corridor on your left, be very quiet when you go past room 8".
The next man is asked the same question.
"Im a methodist" he answers.
"well", says St.Peter again,"you're in room 12 then, down the corridor on your left, make sure to be quiet when you go past room 8".
Now it is our friends turn.
"Which religion are you?" St.Peter asks.
"I'm a presbyterian", the man replies.
"well", says St.Peter," youre in room 14, down the corridor on your left, be very quiet when you go past room 8".
Puzzled, the man hesitates."Excuse me", he asks."But why is it so necessary to be quiet when you're going past room 8?"
St.Peter leans towards him with a furtive glance.
"Because thats where the catholics are and they think theyre the only ones here".
