okay,
there a schoolgirl, a man, a woman, and the pope in a small plane about to crash, adn there are only three parachutes, the woman says, "i am the wife of John F Kennedy, the best president, i deserve to live!" so she takes a parachute and jumps, then the man says, "i am George W bush, i am the world's smartest president, i deserve to live, so he takes a 'chute and jumps, then the pope says to the little girl, "i've had my share of life, you take the last parachute" then the girl says "that's very noble of you, but the 'world's smartest president' took my schoolbag, there's enough for both of us.
