Blond Goes to Space.
Ther was a blond, an American and a Russian. The Russian goes "We were the first into space!", so the American replys back and says "Well we were the first to the moon!". The blond feels a little left out of the conversation says "Well I'm goona be the first to the Sun!". The Russian and the American look at each other and both say "You can't go to the sun, you'll burn and die!", and blond turns around and says "Well DUH, I know that, thats why I'm going at night time!"