One day a duck walked into a bar.He asked the bar man,"got some bread".The bar man said ,"na".The duck said again,"Got some bread".The bar man said ,No you friggin duck".The duck said again,"got some bread".The bar man was furious and he said,"If you say that 1 more time i'll get get a hammer and some nails and nail your beak to the floor".The duck was quiet and was thinking. 2 minutes later it said,"have you got a hammer".The bar man said ,"na".The duck said ,"got some nails".The bar man said," na".So the duck said,"got some bread".
