Q.Why did the blond go to sleep with the ruler?
A.To see how long she slept.
The blond was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.
The blond was so stupid that she thought Boys 2 Men was a child care centre.
Q.How do you know if a blond has thrown a grenade at you?
A.When the pin lands at your feet.
Q.How does a blond kill a worm?
A.She buries it.
Q.Why did the blond take 17 of her friends to the night club?
A.Because the sign said 18+ only.
Q.Why did the blond take a ladder to school?
A.Because she was going to high school.