Typical Blondies

Q.Why did the blond go to sleep with the ruler?
A.To see how long she slept.

The blond was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.

The blond was so stupid that she thought Boys 2 Men was a child care centre.

Q.How do you know if a blond has thrown a grenade at you?
A.When the pin lands at your feet.

Q.How does a blond kill a worm?
A.She buries it.

Q.Why did the blond take 17 of her friends to the night club?
A.Because the sign said 18+ only.

Q.Why did the blond take a ladder to school?
A.Because she was going to high school.

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