typicial blonde

thee was a blonde a brunette and a red head all stranded on a island there was a boat waiting for them but were ages away and couldnt come any closer, they all decided to swim to the boat so the read head goes and drowns quarter of the way there, the brunette goes and gets half way then drowns then the blonde went got half way and got tired so swam all the way back again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!