The was this little five year old that road the bus home from school and heard some stuff that wasn't really something he should hear. So when he got home he went to his mom and said " mommy what is a pussy?" She replied "well it is a female sex organ." The the little boy asked " whats a bitch?" His mom replied " It's a female dog."
Him being a curious little kid didn't like the answers his mother gave him, so he went to his father and asked " dad whats a pussy?" He pulled out a Hustler Magazine, circled it and said " son this is a pussy. Then the little boy asked " well then whats a bitch?" His father replied " everything outside the circle?"