The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?" "A horsey," one child answers.
"And this?" the teacher asks. "A piggy." replies another youngster.
"And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was no answer, only total silence. "Come now, children," she coaxes, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"
"I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl."It's a horny bastard!"