One day, a blonde was so fed up with being called stupid, that she went to a hair salon and colored her hair brown.
Happy with the outcome she decided to buy a new car. While driving on the road, she saw a flock of sheep next to a farmer.
"Hey, if I guess how many sheep are in your flock, can I keep one?" she asked. Thinking this was impossible, he said OK. she guessed 241. "Holy Moses! You're right!" he said astounded. Holding his end of the bargain, he let her have one. Walking back with her prize, she was stopped by the farmer. He asked, "Hey, if I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"