Investment Advice

If you had bought ?1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth ?49.00.
With Enron, you would have ?16.50 of the original ?1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than ?5.00 left.
If you had bought ?1,000.00 worth of Stella one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the bottles for a 5p deposit, you would now have ?107.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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