And from the Dr Suess collection:

After months of silence, OJ finally spoke at the trial. His words to Judge
Ito were...........
"I did not, could not and would not have committed this crime".

Seems with a little help from Dr. Suess and a bit more time, he and Judge
Ito could have extended this statement:
Did you do this awful crime?
Did you do it anytime?

I did not do this awful crime,
I could not, would not, anytime.

Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?

I did not do it with a knife,
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime,
I did not, would not, anytime.

Did you leave a pool of blood?
Did you drop this bloody glove?

I did not leave a pool of blood,
I can not even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife,
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime,
I could not, would not anytime.

I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them, Sam I Am.



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Dr. Suess Meets Fornigate
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Kenneth Starr:
I am Starr. Starr I are.
I'm a brilliant barri-star.
I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see,
Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?
Did she give you gifts and ties?
Were you spied by prying eyes?

Clinton:
I did not do that here or there!
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that in a chair!
I went not near her giant hair!
I did not join -- even for fun,
The Mile High Club in Air Force One,
So stow your feathers and your tar,
I did not do her Starr you are!

Starr:
Did you smile?
Did you Flirt?
Did you peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie,
When called upon to testify?

Clinton:
That is it; you've gone too far!
I do not like you Starr you are!
I will not answer any more!
In fact, I think I'll start a war!
The public's easy to distract,
When bombs are falling on Iraq!

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