Top 10 Reasons Why Computers must be Male

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They will do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The light's are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does not matter.

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