NEW ZEALAND BOARD OF HEALTH

THE NEW ZEALAND BOARD OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT
WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF
DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING A PINT
OR TWO.

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with
breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like an asshole.
3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same
boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH
YOUR HEAD IN.
4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to say things
like thish.
5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss
what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office
Christmas party.
6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the
morning.
7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.
8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or
> name
you can't remember)
9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really
big guy named Psycho.

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