blondes are cool..

A blonde got tired of all the dumb blonde jokes, and? dyed her hair brunette, and decided to go for a drive in the country . On her drive, she passed a farm with a field of sheep. She stopped and asked the farmer, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep are in your field, may I have one of them?" The farmer said she could have whichever one she wanted if she could do that.
She looked around and guessed "237" The farmer said "you are right, pick which ever one you like". She picked the one she thought was the cutest, and put it in her car.
Just before she drove off, the farmer said it was his turn to ask her a question. "Sure," she said. So the farmer asked,
"If I guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

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