The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher
wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer
in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead
of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did
during the summer.
The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher
said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up
The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo.
The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a 'train.'
That's the grown up word."
Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the
summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked
what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very
adult way replied, "Winnie the Shit."