Three little boys at school have an arguement on who had the
coolest dad in school.
The first little boy said "My Dad's pretty cool, "ya know because he can
do smoke rings one after the other straight outta his mouth."
The second little boy replied "Oh, yeah but my Dad can do exactly the
same but outta his nose, cool ah?"
The third little boy said both your dads a absolute nerds because my Dad
can do smoke rings but guess where from?....His bum"
The first two boys were pretty impressed but replied "Oh yeah sure, have
you seen him do 'em?"
The third boy replied "No, but I sure have seen the nicotine stains on