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a little boy wanted $100.00 very badly. his mother told him to pray to
god for it. he prayed for weeks, but nothing turned up. he then decided
to write a letter to god requesting the $100.00. when the post office
received the letter to god, they opened it and decided to send it to the
president. the president was so impressed, touched and
amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a check
for $5.00. he thought this would appear to be a lot of money to the
little boy. the little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to
write a thank you note to god. the letter he wrote was as follows:
dear god,
thank you very much for the money. i noticed that you had to
send it through washington dc...as usual, those #*@)@#%* deducted
$95.00.

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