One day a Man has a terrible stomach complaint and goes along to see his
>doctor. The doctor tells him that he is very ill, but that he can cure
>his condition with a course of suppositories inserted deep into his rectum
>every 6 hours. "Right" says the doctor, "bend over and I'll do the
>first one for you." The man bends down and the doctor sticks the
>deep into his hole. He then gives the man his course and sends him
>At home 6 hours later the man realises that he can't stick the
>supposiory far enough up, by himself, so he asks his wife to help him
>insert the slippery bullet. After explaining to her what to do, the man
>His wife puts one hand on her husband's shoulder to brace herself and
>thrusts the suppository really hard into his arse. To her horror the
>man lets out a blood curdling scream.
>"My God" she cries. "What's the matter? Did I hurt you?"
>"No" replies the man. "But I have just realised that when the doctor
>did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."