An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold
blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are
freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs,
the body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands
The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said,
"Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." Next day the boyfriend is
driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing
cold." The daughter said "Put it between my legs, it will warm up."
He did and his nose warmed up. The next day the boyfriend is driving
again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother and
she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Mother says
"Sure why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well, they just make one
hell of a mess when they thaw out!!"