Alex Ferguson

What is the diference between a condom and a coffin?
You Come in one and go in the other.

What Did Minnie Mosue say to mickey Mouse?
Kiss Me Mick

Why cant Frankenstein have children?
Because his nuts are on his neck

Whats worse than finding a dead dog on your piano?
Having an infected pussy on your organ

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