A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action
>docudrama about famous composers with several top stars.
>Stallone, Schwartzeneggar and Van Damme were present. The producer
>really desired the box office oomph of these three, so they were
>prepared to allow them to select that famous composers they would
>"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love
>to play him."
>"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, "I'll play
>him." The producer was pleased.
>"Sounds splendid. But who do you want to be Arnold?"
>"I'll be Bach."