College Football

The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can
>you tackle?" asked the coach.
>
>"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a
>telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.
>
>"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
>
>"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and,
>in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.
>
>"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"
>
>The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I
>can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

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