2 + 2 = 4

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked
over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play
since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do
is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and
asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "Four?"

"Four?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come
on coach, give him another chance!"

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