if men got pregnant

*morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem
*all methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effective
*children would be kept in the hospital until they were potty trained
*men would be eager to talk about commitment
*they wouldn't think twins were so cute
*fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10pm
*men could use their briefcase as a diaper bag
*they'd have to stop saying, "i'm afraid i'll drop him."
*paternity suits would be a line of clothing
*they'd stay in bed to whole 9 months.
*natural childbirth would be obsolete
*there'd be a cure for stretch marks
*maternity leave would last 2 years....with full pay

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