There was this feller who had three girlfriends and he was
about settling down and starting a family with one of 'em, but he
unsure as to which one he should pick.
So whilse he thought about it he gave them each $500 and told them
give him a call at the end of the week.
At the end of the week the girls did as they were requested and
him a call. He asked each in turn what they had done with the
The first girl said she had bought $500 worth of clothes.
The next girl reported spending $500 at food shopping.
The last girl said she hadn't spent any of the money and had put
high-interest bank account.
Q. So which girl did he choose to marry?
A. The one with the big tits of course!