Men s rules for Women

In Response to the popular "women's 50 Rules for Men",
here are the "Men's rules for Women".

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair, ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes he's not thinking about you, Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship".
7. Get rid of your cat. And No, it's not different. it's just like
any other cat.
8. Cars are better than Cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the Changing of
tides, Let it be.
10. Shopping is NOT everybody's Idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough Clothes.
13. Crying is Black mail. Use it If you must, But don't expect us
to like it.
14. Your brother is an Idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. subtle hints don't work.
16. No, He doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries.
17. Share the Bathroom & the closet.
18. Yes & No are perfectly acceptable Answers.
19. Nothing says "I Love You" like a Blowjob in the Morning.
20. Don't give us 50 Rules when 20 will do.

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12. You have enough clothes.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says "I love you" like "SEX" in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

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