Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the
garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle
them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath
that drives her wild."
Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it
gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of
bed and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her fucking nuts!"