A science-minded soul, hoping to double his production, flew to
Scotland, had himself cloned, and brought back his second self
only to learn that the sorry sequel would utter nothing but vile
profanity.
Fearing ruin, the original lured his Lascivious Lookalike up a
mountain, pushed him off a cliff, and went back down the trail in
deep relief. But witnesses saw it all.
Police charged the fellow with ... making an obscene clone fall.
