A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking
that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman
noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him. Before
he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to
him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in
just three words.'
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet
from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed
into the young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Paint my