Q) What do you do when a blonde throws a gernade at you?
A) Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back!
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Why do blondes take a piece of bread into the toilet?
To feed the toilet duck.
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How do you drown a blonde ?
Throw a mirror into the swimming pool.
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There was a blonde at a pop machine. She started putting pennies in. Soon a little boy comes up to her and says, "What are you doing?"
The blonde says back, "Shhh I'm winning!"
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How do you teach a blonde math?
Subtract her clothes divide, her legs and square root her!
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What is a blonde's favorite surgery?
A SLIPADICTOME!
