The Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small
> town.
> > He's going through his usual run of off-colour and "dumb blonde" jokes,
> when
> > a well-presented blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and
> > shouts:
> > "I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, DICKHEAD!
> > What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection
> can
> > a person's hair colour possibly have with their fundamental worth as a
> human
> > being? It is morons like you that prevent women like myself from being
> > respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full
> > potential ....because you and your anachronistic kind continue to
> perpetuate
> > negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the
> sake
> > of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do
is
> > not only contrary to Discrimination laws in every civilised country, it
> is
> > deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect
> for
> > their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you
> pusillanimous
> > little maggot."
> >
> > Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde yells,
> > "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little b@stard on your
> > knee!"

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