Q: What's the difference between Pauline Hanson and a bucket of sludge?
A: The bucket.
Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like the commentator at Rosehill?
A: They both start shouting when they see a new race.
Q: Why did Pauline Hanson choke on her yoghurt?
A: Someone told her it grew out af a foreign culture.
Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like a drug runner?
A: They're both afraid of foriegn customs.
Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like pooing out of your own pants?
A: Because you only do it when you're really scared.