One Friday afternoon Little Johnny is in class and the teacher says:
"Ok class, if you can answer one of these questions, you can go home early and have a day off on Monday"
"Q1. Who discovered Australia and in what year?"
Little Jenny Chan puts her hand up and says "Captain Cook in 1788, Miss"
Teacher: "Very good Jenny, you can go home now and come back on Tuesday"
Jenny Chan: "No Miss, when I grow up I want to be a doctor so I have to study very hard so I can't afford to take a day off school"
Teacher: "That's very conscientious off you Jenny, well done"
Teacher: "Ok, next question, who discovered America and when?"
Jimmy Wang: "Christopher Columbus, 1648"
Teacher: "Well done, Jimmy, you can go home now and have Monday off"
Jimmy Wang: "No Miss, when I grow up I want to be a lawyer so I need to study really hard. I can't afford to take a day off school."
Teacher: "Very good Jimmy, that is really committed off you.
Someone at the rear of the classroom yells out: "Fucking Asian Bastards!"
Teacher: "Who said that?"
Little Johnny: "Pauline Hanson, 1996, see you Tuesday Miss!"
