Three women are sitting in a bar talking about their love lives.
The first one says, "My husband is an architect. When we make
love it has power, it has form, it has function. It's incredible!"
The second one says, "My husband is an artist. When we make
love it has passion, it has emotion, it has vision. It's wonderful!"
The third woman sighs and sips her margarita, then says,
"My husband works for Microsoft. When we make love,
he just sits at the end of the bed and tells me
how great it's going to be when it gets here."